Three events, three more strikeouts, Harpoon steers a sinking ship

Sometimes when you ignore them for awhile the morons just dig themselves in deeper.

I am rationing my exposure to Harpoon and the Alliance in the interests of lower blood pressure and a happier existence. Why waste time on a group that doesn't matter anyway?

John Baird, the fey Minister of the Environment, blew his political brains out in Bali. His ignorance was impossible to hide in a conference full of people who know the issues inside and out and his fatuous comments on climate change stamped Canada as currently being led by imbiciles. As Chantal Hebert says, this flop will hurt the Alliance.

On the same page of today's Star, Ian Urqhart lays bare the stupidity of the Alliance's policy on emmissions. Check it out - yeah, it does make you wonder who in hell will vote for these bozos.

The Star applies the coup de grace on the editorial page with a succinct report on how the Alliance, far from getting rid of public spending on polls, has been caught red handed spending $31.2 million on polls last year, $13 million more than the Liberals ever spent. Harpoon seems to think he can lie and never get caughtand even ifd he gets caught Canadians won't care. Wrongo Chubby cheeks (all four of 'em!). If it's one thing Canadians can't stand it's smarmy liars who try to get away with it when caught red handed.

But I wish them continued success. They are making life much easier for Liberals and for Stephane Dion and that's a good thing it says here.

As for smarm and real assholes, Warren Kinsella rightfully points to ardent Harpoon supporter Kate MacMillan, a nasty piece of work who lives in Saskatchewan. As a good line I heard says: if stupidity ever goes for $100 a pound I want drilling rights on her head.