Anybody else need a laugh?

Geeze what a week. Could have done without most of it. Time for some laughs. Herewith, some I've enjoyed, starting with the cartoon above, which made me laugh out loud. Happy Saturday/Sunday from Grumpy

An English professor wrote these words:
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is everything!
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To end for today, here are 23 things you can do to piss off or confuse people. Enjoy.

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
3. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
4. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
7. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
11. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
12. Honk and wave to strangers.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
14. dont use any punctuation either
15. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
16. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
17. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
18. Ask people what gender they are.
19. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
20. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
21. Sing along at the opera.
22. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
23. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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