Friday, December 22, 2006

Surfin' the blogs and the news

Best comment seen on a blog this week - "Stockwell Day, the first Minister of Public Safety to lack a cerebral cortex." By The Frog Lady, who's wicked posts often are hysterically funny. And if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about Stock, nothin' will.

Not worth the effort: The crazy rants of Samantha Burns. She's right. She's crazy and she rants. Neither funny nor insightful nor stimulating.

The Halifax school board was fired by the education minister yesterday. Behind the polite words, the real reason the bozo trustees were turfed was because they failed to meet Grade One comportment standards or to master Grade Two analytical skills. The people of Halifax uttered a massive sigh of relief. Board staff were pretty chuffed too. Maybe that will be inspiration for the Senate. If they would fire Harper, they'd not only win the undying gratitude of every Canadian with an IQ, they'd also immediately remove themselves from being on the list of endangered species.

Dumbest judge in Christendom? Justice Marion Cohen, the anal retentive twit who ordered a Christmas tree removed from the Ontario Court of Justice in Toronto (331 Jarvis Street) because it might offend or intimidate non Christians. Attorney General Michael Bryant stepped in and asked that the Chief Justice over rule the decision. Good on ya Michael me lad. How about posting Cohen as the travelling justice in upper slabovia. Where's upper slabovia? Exactly.

Hope y'all have a Merry Christmas. I said and I'm glad. And if that doesn't work for you, have a happy holiday. And if that doesn't work for you, piss off.

1 comment:

The Frog Lady said...

Upper Slabovia's sounds good to me!

I hear they're also looking for a Public Safety Minister...